@ImLeslieChow: When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.
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@LorieGZ: Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?' Kristen: 'Mom you eat it all the time and I haven't seen ANY improvement.'
@lurve_meh: It's all fun and games until you realize you're the girl at work known as "how is she still employed."
@Sassafrantz: Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was "what do they know that I don't?"
@trentistweeting: ME: [at a party] hey! wanna come back to my place and- GIRL: hook up? sure! ME: [sadly putting away two Yu-Gi-Oh! decks] oh. awesome