@JasonLight73: When I see someone in public talking on a bluetooth..I like to position myself on the other side, lean in & whisper "It's ok I see them too"
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@shadygrenade: *stands over dads casket* "Mom isn't doing well, dad." *puts hand on dad's shoulder* "You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."
@sammyrhodes: Here’s the thing about the paleo diet. If cavemen could have eaten donuts they would have.
@Mattmateee: remember at school when you pretended to be interested in a teachers social life just to waste time in lessons
@SarcasticAlly12: Motherhood is like being a fireman putting out fires but everyone is shouting out how you're doing it wrong and criticizing your sweatpants.