@imteddybless: when i tell guys i want a baby i just assume they kno i don't mean a human one. i want a baby antelope, a baby hedgehog, a baby lizard
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@PetrickSara: My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife.
@myles_morrison: I changed my wifi name to "14.4k dial up connection" so no one would bother stealing my signal.
@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.