@MavenofHonor: When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station
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@KalvinMacleod: It's important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
@SamanthaaaReece: Me: today I'm not apologizing for ANYTHING!!!!!! *almost steps on pigeon* Me: omg sorry sorry sorry
@WilliamRodgers: Everyone stop over reacting! There was no Earthquake.... I slipped in the shower, these things happen...
@Douchekevin: A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.