@MavenofHonor: When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station
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@AmishPornStar1: The amount of time you spend cleaning your house before a friend comes over is inversely proportional to the quality of that friendship.
@MarfSalvador: [Camping] Her: You didn't bring food? Him: No Her: Or toilet paper? Him: Why would we need toilet paper if we don't have food?