@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
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@murrman5: [in car with wife] "did you take $20 from my purse?" *sips $3 coffee* no *gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*
@ehchino: [first date] I'm sorry, I fiddle when I get nervous "That's okay" Yeah.... *jams out epic fiddle solo for the rest of the date*
@djdarrellripley: Him: If they ask you any questions, just play stupid. You know nothing.... Me: Oh, I think I can handle that.