@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
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@TheDairylandDon: Started playing with the self-retracting cord on my vacuum to find out how much weight it can pull; long story short, I'm Batman now.
@patnelke: My kids have voted, and the results are in. It's official, I've been elected the President of Empty Threats.
@JohnMayer: I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too