@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.
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@Reverend_Scott: I believe I can flyyy. I believe I can touch the skyyy. I believe I was mistaaaken. I believe I'm faaalling. I believe I'm gonna diiiie.
@Adyaces: Just slammed my foot on the pedal trying to impress a girl. Turns out she'd seen a bin opened like that before.
@bombsydoll: What is WRONG with you??? Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
@thecrabbyhook: My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.