@PaperWash: Noah build an ark
"what? why"
I'm gunna flood the earth
"just give me fish powers"
[jealous he didn't think of that] JUST DO WHAT I SAY!
@_mindflakes: We can put a man on the moon, but can we put a lobster in a postbox? Top scientists say: "stop calling here"
@Home_Halfway: Whenever anyone asks me where I grew up I point to a random spot in the room and say "Over there."
@panmidwest: How selfish am I? Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.
@robdelaney: I #respectfully #trot when you let me cross the street in front of you. I salute the #power of the automobile.
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