@Eagle_Vision: When I was 16 years old, the morning of my birthday, my parents tried to surprise me with a car, but they missed.
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@SimonNRicketts: BIDEN: I'mma punch him when he comes here. OBAMA: No, Joe. Don't do that. BIDEN: Punch him round the back. OBAMA: Joe. BIDEN: Kick, then.
@chuuew: ME: I want a koi swimming downstream TATTOO ARTIST: Ah yes. That's very symbolic. You must be very spiritual? ME: Ya ha. Also, put a pop-tart in its mouth