@NoTrophy4You: When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?"."Not yet," she replied
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@deardilettante: The only good thing about people who wear too much cologne is that they're easier to set on fire.
@TheBoydP: I don't understand why they named it "sandpaper" when the obvious name "office toilet paper" was right there in front of them.
@Marcmywords2: That awkward moment when the Priest uses YOUR confession as the theme for his sermon. Again.