@allisonjp: When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.
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@philyuck: Dominos dropped the “pizza” from its name because they’re not legally allowed to call that pizza.
@LostFelicia: Him: How many pairs of shoes do you have? Me: 12 Him: That includes flip-flops, boots, and the ones you never wear. Me: 118
@kimlockhartga: Had a little meltdown at work yesterday, so the upside is that everyone will be afraid to talk to me for awhile.