@allisonjp: When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.
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@domesticH: wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!
@GensPlace: Took nephew out for lunch. The waitress asked what he'd like. After a stunned silence, I explained 'quiche' was not pronounced 'quickie'.
@Be___Dope: [on the phone] Me: *whispers* I think my CW knows I'm high. CW: You know you're talking to a banana right?