@allisonjp: When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.
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@markleggett: My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet.
@AaronFullerton: Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"
@ag_loco: Dear Canadians, Who's the cutest little nation? You are! Yes you are! *pinches cheeks*