@WheelTod: When I was a kid I got caught up among the wrong crowd, until my grandpa pulled me aside & said "Those aren't your friends. That's a hedge."
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@ericsshadow: STOP TEXTING ME. IF I EVER PLANNED ON TALKING TO YOU AGAIN I WOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED ALL THAT MONEY.
@dafloydsta: WIFE: You promised not to spend the lottery winnings on something stupid ME: *climbing off my new elephant* He has a name, Karen