@theevilwriter: When I was a kid my family was so poor my parents were forced to give my imaginary friend up for adoption.
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@michaelianblack: "Man of Steel" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty.
@SteveSuckington: "Here kid. I hope you like not getting laid until college because your bedroom is a giant dinosaur now." -extreme home makeover
@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?
@Dr_powpow: I'm sorry I poked your baby with your selfie stick but I didn't really know what to do with either of them.