@LizHackett: When I was a teen, my parents talked to me about safe sex. I'm having the same talk with them about the Reply All button.
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@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States
@WritePlay: "Why don't you cool it on the dressmaking," I suggested to my wife. "You seamstressed."
@FishySnowborder: I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry.