@rad_milk: when i was born i was no bigger than a hotdog, and no better. now i am the size of many hotdogs, and just as good
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@iam__kaycee: *Dating a Jealous dude* Him: Baby, where are you? Her: I'm in the church Him: Give Jesus the phone
@3sunzzz: I'm not one to bet, but I'd put $50 on the fact that the waffle was probably created when someone accidentally stepped on a pancake.
@lildandeli0n: I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets.