@GaryJanetti: When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.
@birbigs: A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM
@The_No_Show: "DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!" he screamed at his phone. Everyone else on the train hugged their phones a bit closer.