@GaryJanetti: When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad.
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@TheDeducers: *Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt* I'll have whatever is the most splattery and red
@msdanifernandez: My mom's favorite internet game is "Log me into the Facebook. Is this the Facebook? Is that your brother? Why is he drinking upside down?"