@MadGamer79: When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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@Reverend_Scott: And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, "Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."
@Sickayduh: [hospital] SON: I came as soon as I heard. What happened? DAD: The oying hit me SON: What's an oying? DAD: You are, kiddo *dies*