@MadGamer79: When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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@boring_as_heck: SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy
@kelkulus: We'd have serious problems if Peter Jackson ever became president. He'd look at World Wars I and II and see them as an unfinished trilogy.
@IvoryGazelle: Ugh I can’t stand him. I’m not gonna go into it but let me just say this... [40 min later] ...and you should see the way he ties his shoes, I hope he dies