@AGreaterMonster: When I was ten I played Secret Agent with my little brother. Turns out toddlers do not make good grappling hooks.
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@cigarin: I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day.
@DevilryFun: The person in front of me paid for my coffee and I had to do the right thing, so I ordered a donut also.
@the_anastasia: It's funny how all those "best places in the world" lists always forget to include the Internet.
@iamburtjarvis: [spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity.