@Xoolun: When I was younger my dad showed me pictures of why to wear condoms during sex. The funny thing is, they were all pictures of me.
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@Rachelnoise: Every time I hold a baby I have to talk my ovaries down like a hostage negotiator. "18 to life, man. I KNOW IT SMELLS GOOD! Stay with me."
@GabbbarSingh: All good students of Astrology drop out midway after they learn enough to find out. :)
@weinerdog4life: Last time I did drugs I dated an All-In-One Printer for 3 days, so no thank you.