@mrsmith196645: When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool.
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@Quartzjixler: I requested the number 867-5309 from my cellular provider because I like being annoyed to the point of rage.
@polychromatik: Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently