@mrsmith196645: When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool.
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@AndDesist: I accept your apology. Can I borrow your phone? I need to cancel the hit I put out on you.
@prodigalsam: Pretty cool to think every time the Verizon guy said "Can you hear me now?" the NSA was quietly answering "Yes we can."