@mrsmith196645: When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool.
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@TheToddWilliams: [interview] BOSS: How many words can you type a minute? ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean? ME: Well, like for example, pickle
@Kyle_Lippert: HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.