@mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without consent.

@10InchesPlus: So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening.

@rad_milk: i replaced babies in these pictures with hotdogs to show america what really matters

@MazMHussain: Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque.

@QwertyJones3: If you're in your car, go ahead and pick your nose, because the car makes you invisible.