@ShoutingGoddess: When idiots talk to me, I just imagine they're saying, 'I'm an idiot,' over and over. Makes it easier to nod in agreement and not get cross.
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@BuckyIsotope: Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies "Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down
@WickedDarkEyes: If you haven't used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me.
@DudeImShawn: Live today like it's your last. Pay your bills and wear a condom just in case it isn't.
@HannahAntics: 30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her.