@KKAlThani: When I'm at a friend's house & there are snacks, all I'm thinking is "How do I eat everything without looking like a homeless person?"
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@welltbh: why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked
@InternetHippo: ah yes, halloween. the scary day. the day when everything is terrifying. unlike the other normal days of this year
@TedOfficialPage: Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up