@kelkulus: When I'm bored on a plane, I pull a random machine part out of my pocket and ask the person next to me "Do you know where this came from?"
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@nowarranty: If I say, "Don't worry, I'm on it," there's a 98% chance I'm referring to my couch.
@onelongbender: I don't think I get enough credit in my family for making my siblings look successful.
@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.