@sween: When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
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@better_off_dad: Breaking: According to a study just released by the Vatican, 4 out of 5 nuns find sewing to be habit forming. I'm not even sorry...
@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".
@usermcuserface: My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts.
@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".