@sween: When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?... hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
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@kelkulus: Apple will start making Macs in America. In related news, Macs will now cost 3 billion dollars. #SOTU
@bidenandobama: Biden: why can't I log into my twitter what's everyone talking about today Obama:
@thestlouisan: ME: A restful night's sleep sounds nice BRAIN: Here's a dream about an owl with teeth
@mrbuster60: "My uncle is a dead person guy". Me last night when I couldn't think of the word mortician