@ilovepie84: "When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window"-Birds
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@david8hughes: On the 5th day, god was hungover & didn't feel up to much so he created worms, shoelaces & spaghetti, then punched out just after 1pm.
@Thynebear: "Is your refrigerator running?" "My fridge used to run every day, but ever since he started smoking marijuana he just lays on the couch."
@UniqueDude2: me: hello darkness my old friend darkness: you are going to hate me but I forgot your name