@ilovepie84: "When I'm done shitting on your car I'm going to watch your wife undress through her window"-Birds
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@Parentpains: This coworker is about to find out walking around smiling on a Monday always leads to workplace accidents.
@WilliamAder: I wonder if the Three Wise Men said to Jesus, "Just to be clear, these gifts are for your birthday AND Christmas."
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...