@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.
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@SortaBad: Body: go to sleep Brain: what country has the largest population of goats? Better run a search on this
@thatUPSdude: I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him "No jerk!" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16.
@themorris23: Ive always hated math because, in my head, all the word problems sounded like this: The spaghetti envelopes are triangular. Find X.
@ThingsGoinOn: "Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don't have kids