@Sarcasmo718: When I'm sad I drive over to Keanu Reeve's house and watch him check the mailbox for scripts.
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@tchrquotes: When she said "I think we got way too much pizza." I knew I Finally had my chance to shine, to be the hero.
@mattgallo123: Whoa whoa whoa, I thought that was OUR thing! -me to my favorite cashier when she smiles at other customers
@AlexRogaski: The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order