@jwoodham: When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
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@bridger_w: If you need a ride to the airport, give me at least two weeks notice so I'll have a chance to clear my schedule and die
@Reverend_Scott: [Ouija Board] "Oh great spirits tell me ur secrets" Ｙｏｕ＇ｌｌ ｄｉｅ ｓｏｏｎ "OMG HOW" Ｈｏｌｄ ｏｎ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ ｃａｌｌ
@SnackMomSyndrom: If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say "like"