@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
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@samuelhlowe: - Do you want to have sex? - Don't you think you're going a little too fast? - Do......you......want......to......have......sex?
@PaperWash: I'v been catfishing my best friend Dave for the last 3 weeks. He's gunna pay me that $50 he owes me or I'm showing these emails to his wife.
@trojansauce: [after i confess to murder] COP: sarge? you gotta see this [shows interrogation video and sees my fingers crossed the whole time]
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.