@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
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@blainecapatch: whenever god closes a door he opens a window because he's taking a pretty nasty shit in there.
@Reverend_Scott: October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal. Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
@MomOnFire: Granny, pay attention and don't panic. I need you to think hard and tell me how many brownies you ate out of the blue pan.