@Tmoney68: When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing.
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@HellisWorthit: My spanish class in high school should have had a bit less "Where is the bathroom" and a bit more "She was dead when we got here".
@Marlebean: He held up my pants and said "Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go.
@TheBoydP: Top Six Uses Of Strategic Planning: 6. Politics 5. Sports 4. Investing 3. Business 2. Military 1. Returning home from guys/girls night out
@ScorpionDong: The easiest way to get rid of a ghost is to ask him for some rent money or to help with the dishes