@carlyken: When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist.
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@DistractedMomma: I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs.
@Sassafrantz: Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame.
@Underchilde: Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.