@stizod: When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes
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@slimmy_shady: My tongue was actually in the Guinness Book of World Records until the damn librarian kicked me out.
@ThisOneSayz: *orders large pizza* *opens box* "Let's do this...wait" "Safety first," I whisper as I unbutton my jeans.
@DirtMcTurd: If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave