@stizod: When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes
@JimmerThatisAll: Be yourself; everyone else is already Batman.
@ThaJawn: An air horn that looks like a febreze can so you will always know when someone shits at your house
@batkaren: As if it weren't bad enough being stuck inside this increasingly failing meat chassis, why's the calcium scaffolding gotta be weakening too?
@charliedelta7: In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills.