@stizod: When it comes to telling a joke, opportunity Knock Knocks. #jokes
@Love_bug1016: And then Satan said, "save time ~ respond to her text with a K."
@DanMentos: "So what do you do?"
I'm a wordsmith
A writer. I deal with words. How about you?
"Oh I'm a uh… weedsmith"
@AGreaterMonster: The first rule of Fight Club is till death do us part.
@Dr_powpow: I have performance enhancing shrugs.
@SondraDeeMe: If you see your ex, wrap your hands behind your neck and pretend you're making out with someone. That'll show him you're still crazy AF.