@thetobbie: When jogging, if i get tired, I insult the people i pass in my head & then imagine having to get away as they chase me...
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@Seinfeld2000: Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball
@Heartblakekid15: Roommate: hey blake I just bought this whiskey wanna explain why it's half empty? Me: cause you're a pessimist!
@RykWeston: So, funny story. That Thundercat I shot on my front porch was some dumbass kid in a costume. Regardless, he's going up on the wall.
@JimmerThatisAll: It's raining men because the aliens are returning the abductees in the most compelling way possible.