@ObscureGent: When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@sirmunchie: JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching "Taken 3"
@Lisa_Laughs_: My solution to everything is fire. How do I get out this stain? Fire. How do you fix a car? Fire. How do you break up with someone? FIRE!
@chuuew: A local man died after a shelf full of routers fell on him. It was an unexpected LAN slide.