@hippieswordfish: when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent
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@SoulYodeler: Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?
@tigersgoroooar: Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like "ok who did that"
@DecantAndPour: I lost a very close friend and drinking buddy last week. She got her finger caught in a wedding ring.