@SuperJuanderer: When life gives you lemons, you should peel one in front of the other lemons. You know... to send a message.
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@robdelaney: Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.
@Mama_in_heels: My mom asked where the remote was and my son told her it was up her ass. She high-fived him and then turned around and slapped me.