@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
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@GinGander: I watched her squeeze into the booth, finish 3 Egg McMuffins, & stand-up. "My knees are killing me, it must be the cold weather," she said.
@JimmerThatisAll: This day in history. 2001. Holland legalized assisted suicide for those with terminal illnesses or "It's a Small World" stuck in their head.
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you ask me where your glasses are, and they're on your head, I will help you look for them forever.