@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
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@Sassafrantz: [male bank teller gives my niece a sucker] Me: What do you say? Niece: My aunt's single, do you have money? Me: lol how embarrassing! Do u?
@mommy_cusses: Found out at my Doctor's appointment that the disturbing voices I've been hearing non stop are called children.