@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
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@SgtButtCheeks: I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget.
@GrandadJFreeman: *painting your nails* one hand : perfect. other hand : looks like a blind cat did it.
@polychromatik: Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently