@BookisherBunny: When life hands you a komodo dragon suddenly the times you got lemons seem pretty cool.
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@jessokfine: Witches these days have it so easy. Do you know how hard it used to be to find so many newts? Now you get them with free 2 day shipping.
@iwearaonesie: complaining about your wife's stories will result in having to sit through her story about the time you complained about her stories
@david8hughes: Our family summer boat trips haven't been the same since grandad died & demanded we bury him at sea. In the boat.
@ventivodkacran: I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too.