@BabetteJones: When life hands you alligators, make gator aid.
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@facciabella: When someone says "everything happens for a reason," I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand.
@LuvPug: Just made an annoying kid shut right up by making a throat slash gesture. So I guess you could say I'm like a child whisperer.
@sixthformpoet: 1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments