@flashember: When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region.
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@jakob_huber: Jealous that secret agents can get out of any phone conversation at any time by saying "it's not safe to talk on the phone right now"
@daemonic3: [CSI at Starbucks] "Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large." Barista: At what? "At large" At what? "At venti?" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
@brennadine: It's my favorite time of year, the time when everyone puts their clothes back on and goes inside.