@flashember: When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region.
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@dixinormus10: I didn't think it was possible to travel 10 years back in time until I got into an argument with my wife.
@TheBoydP: My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me.
@thepunningman: I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? "Google Glass" I know what glass is, Catherine.