@CroweJam: When life hands you women, make women laid.
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@stephenjmolloy: "Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me.
@UnFitz: Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined.
@Green_EyedMama: You're how old? *does quick math in head* Ok! I'm not old enough to be your mom ...lets do this! -justifying a bad decision with math