@CroweJam: When life hands you women, make women laid.
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@KentWGraham: I got excited when my son joined the cross-country team. But then I learned they don’t cross the country and are back home in a few hours.
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.
@Mr_Kapowski: Advertised as a "Cougar Cruise" Reality - Weight loss cruise where live cougars are released & you spend your vacation fleeing large cats