@robsan40: When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History.
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@dumbbeezie: Way down on the bottom of the twitter user licensing agreement in tiny font it says "Say goodbye to your family"
@brocketxyz: My greatest accomplishment as a father? Teaching my son to scream, "I WANT MOMMY," whenever my wife sends me into his room.
@RadOrDie: I bet a lot more people would read the Bible if it was called The Adventures of Jesus and Friends.