@robsan40: When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History.
@NickBossRoss: When people say they want to give a voice to the voiceless I say like a ventriloquist?
@freezingsheep: If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier.
Not sure where all these dents are coming from though.
@Ivsy01: If he asks you to be his girlfriend say yes and then hide from him so he can never break up with you.
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?"
- God creating birds