@robsan40: When Moses came down with the Commandments, It was the greatest Retweet in History.
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@3_arbutus: There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
@JDBooie: Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate.
@pixelatedboat: "We're out of options, I'll have to use the jetpack," I said, strapping on the jetpack and ignoring many non-jetpack options still available