@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.
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@Mr57percent: The older I get, the more I feel like the town elders in Footloose were actually pretty cool.
@bIessbaby: over 7 billion people in this world and u think I'm gonna chase someone who doesn't even want me? hahaha that's exactly what I'm gonna do
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Wife just instructed me on the best way to trim my beard. So now I'm explaining to her the proper way to change a tampon.