@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.
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@thespacewad: If your parents say, "You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman.
@michaelianblack: Finally saw the new Batman. SPOILER ALERT: the Bane character is up to no good.
@rose24_em: 21st century divorce: I want it stipulated that he can't change the Netflix password.
@PFPTMillsy: How to cook the perfect amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need 2. Wrong