@TheMichaelRock: When my car starts making weird noises I just assume it's becoming a Transformer.
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@ibid78: [sees a kid at the park doing the pee pee dance] "NO KID, WAIT- [it starts raining buckets of pee]
@AntozWolf: People say I have the legs of a dancer. But until they find the rest of the body, the cops have nothing on me, man!
@panmidwest: [ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time
@MrGeorgeWallace: Why did they call it 'Rambo: First Blood Part 2' instead of 'Rambo: Second Blood'? That's some bullshit right there.