@Chel__CLE: When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy.
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@ScottLinnen: Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are.
@LukeMones: Just saw an old lady give up her seat to another old lady on the subway...polite or the ultimate shade?
@GrowlyGrego: Apostrophes are important. "I fed the dog" "I f'ed the dog" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it.