@Chel__CLE: When my husband brags that girls hit on him at work, I just remind him that I make more money than him. We both go to bed happy.
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@Home_Halfway: I think the scariest part about having triplets is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
@squirrel74wkgn: My wife looks like the cats in those cucumber videos when she turns around & sees me naked.
@koalaslament: I always live in constant fear that a bicep avi is gonna steal my lady and treat her right