@STEELERS1972: When my laptop asks "Are you sure?", it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.
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@jonnysun: dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color
@BlindChow: Your honor, may I approach the bench? "You may." *walks up to bench* *boops judge's nose*
@stoneman67: I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, "your baby jumped out!" before she gave me the finger.
@juliussharpe: A new study shows dogs recognize pictures of their owners. Also, they're like, "Why are you showing me photos? I'm a dog."