@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
@Sickayduh: Sketch artist: Any more details on the attacker?
Me: No, that's all I saw
*shows me it's just a picture of a fist*
Me: *sobbing* That's him
@radtoria: Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along.
@bingowings14: I'm no sadist. Some of my best friends are sad.
@itsa_talia: I'm a nightmare
@KRISTIN36467255: boss: why aren't you working?
me: i didn't see you coming!