@Amiigat: When my pc crashes, I go to the guy with the most action figures in his cubicle for help.
@Cocaine_Dealer: An 'overdose' is what happens when you suck at taking drugs.
@theshantilly: Whatever, low battery indicator. You're not the boss of
@yonewt: Just figured out what "CW" means so now I have to re-read all of Twitter.
@squirrel74wkgn: People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown.