@iRowlf: When my son loses his 1st tooth, Im putting $1 under his pillow and a note that says "I'll be back with a hammer for the rest. -Tooth Fairy"
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@KalvinMacleod: LUMINEERS: we have a new song PRODUCER: what's it about? L: deforestation and the loss of natural resources P: what's it called? L: Susan
@kwirkyKerri: You don't need to threaten me into submission. Just hold some cheesecake under my nose.
@Reverend_Scott: "I love the Fall, the trees are so pretty" It's fall?? "Ya, so what?" [leaves start attacking everyone] OMG THE LEAVES HAVE TURNED
@iRowlf: I'm wearing a shower curtain over my head and pretending to be a ghost. I probably look legit because everybody on this bus is avoiding me.