@Masquerage: When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she.
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@trojansauce: *in the corridor of the club waiting for my transitions lenses to turn back into glasses* i'll see you ladies inside
@Pirate_nurse: In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym
@Smooheed: A friend described me as a 'no maintenance' type And I have no idea whether to be happy or offended
@Momtoteens: When I go see my drug dealer, she makes me lay on a couch and talk to her for an hour first.