@Masquerage: When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she.
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@mejustbeth: Someone talked me into trying an egg nog flavored candy cane. Don't let this happen to you!
@Contwixt: If, by chance, I ever overthrow a government in an English speaking country, my first act as new leader will be to un-silence the p in coup.
@girlwithatail: This woman's "I'm deleting my Facebook" post has 52 comments and she's replied to all of them. Not a strong start.
@carlyken: So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?