@Masquerage: When my twitter crush rt's another girl, a little part of me dies. And so does she.
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@JamieDMJ: Sea lions are faster than humans on both land and sea, so if you face one in a triathlon, you really need to make up time on the cycling.
@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.