@ComedicBust: When my wife dressed up as Catwoman, I didn't know it'd mean she'd quit her job, sleep 23 hrs a day and spend the other hour licking herself
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@musicntats: 10: Mom, I know your secret; you're a superhero Me: I am? 10: Yes, I found your handcuffs and a mask. Me: Me: Yes, I am. I'm a superhero!😏
@jamieramone: It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube.