@Elephart: When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers.
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@donni: Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, though, it's every man for himself
@daemonic3: My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth.
@robfee: Sure, I have gluten free Halloween candy for your kid. *Reaches in pocket & pulls out middle finger* Get off my lawn before I call the cops