@Elephart: When my wife forgets to fill up the fishtank I lower the ceiling a few inches every day until she remembers.
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@SilverKick: It's always good to know what's happening in astrology. When nothing seems to be going right, you can blame the stars.
@batkaren: HIM: You know what we should do at our wedding reception? [at the same time] ME: Murder-suicide HIM: The chicken dance!
@batkaren: Whenever I see WHOA spelled as WOAH, I assume it's referring to Noah's evil twin whose Ark housed all the insect and arachnid life.