@McMcmadmac: When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
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@BritXNic: You can tell a lot about a man by the way he calls off the wedding and starts dating your brother.
@parhwy: My favourite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
@Laser_Cat: Alfred: *placing pancakes in the shape of the Bat Signal* Here are your pancakes, Master W- Bruce: They're Batcakes Alfred. Say "Batcakes!"
@kamweru_: Saw a guy steal a car using a hanger so I did what any normal person would do, walked up to him & asked "You that guy from Grand Theft Auto?