@QuinOShea: When my wife said let's do something fun for our anniversary I had no idea she meant together. I'm a man not a mind reader. I forgive you.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@charliedelta7: One day, someone will call me sir without adding "I think we're going to have to ask you to leave."
@MikeOdenthal: The best writerly advice is to start each paragraph w "Here's somethin for ya!" as the reader is now engaged & will follow you anywhere