@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
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@d2BMcG: I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk
@dorsalstream: [lights 2016 calendar on fire] There. Now you can't hurt anyone any longer. [wind blows calendar onto my coat; I'm engulfed in flames]
@Contwixt: You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program.
@rationalists: Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen.