@KalvinMacleod: When my wife tells me to wear sunscreen and I refuse to listen, it shows that I am my own man who is badly sunburned.
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@Sephira: 2003: Fear that ppl from the internet will find me in real life. 2013: Fear that ppl from real life will find me on the internet.
@ehdannyboy: "Better out than in," my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Terrible heart surgeon.
@T_Bonezzz_: My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know