@ShaunRightNow: When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me.
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@TheAlexNevil: It's kind of annoying that my wife said something about glistening but when I asked her to repeat it she just got mad.
@designersays: I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy.
@Black__Elvis: I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex.
@Dawn_M_: I never eat coins in front of vending machines because I don't want them to fall in love with me.