@ShaunRightNow: When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me.
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@TheTweetOfGod: When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death, it means you've been using Apple Maps.
@Jandalize: I told my kids to follow their hopes and dreams, as long as their hopes and dreams lead them out of my house when they're 21.
@Wine_Honey1: These people act like they're never seen a naked store mannequin, holding a wine glass, sitting on someone's front porch before.