@ShaunRightNow: When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me.
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@noogscorner: Luke, I am your father. Man you should see your face right now. It's all like waaaaaat no way.
@sixfootcandy: (Avoids bear attack by spraying him in the face with Axe Body Spray) Bear: *crying and coughing* Why?
@AsgardianRose: Her: We had the baby! She is 7lbs 3oz, born at 9:08am. We'll be naming her tomorrow. Me: Tomorrow is a terrible name for a baby, tbh.